Alright, you magnificent, soul-scorched bastards. You stumbled in here, didn’t you? Maybe you clicked a stray link in a moment of bleary-eyed, 3 AM despair. Maybe a fellow traveler in this goddamn hellscape pointed you in my direction, whispering my name like it was a password to a secret society of the beautifully broken. Or…

This is your only warning: PROCEED WITH CAUTION. AND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE FUCKING OPEN.