Tame the Cookie Monster
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I don’t give a damn about who you are, where you came from, or what you had for breakfast. This cookie just quietly counts how many people visit, what pages get eyeballed the most, and how fast the site kicks ass or tanks. It’s like a ghost rider cruising in the background, gathering the important info to help us make your experience smoother, faster, and less “wtf” every damn time you drop by. No personal details. No stalking. Just cold, hard numbers that keep this operation running tight.
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These bad boys are the smooth-talking, leather-jacket-wearing devils of the cookie world. They track your online behavior so we (and our ad-hungry partners) can shove “personalized” content and offers down your digital throat. Think of them as the stalkers with good taste—always watching, always selling. Opt in if you want ads that might actually be relevant instead of random junk... or opt out if you'd rather keep the vultures circling someone else’s browser history.